Douchebag, Annie, and Wendy nodded in agreement and followed the boy to the local pizza restaurant. Clyde is a member of Craig's Gang. The camera shows the front of South Park Middle School. camp wil-o-wood. South Park x Reader Fanfiction. I can't trust him. In douchebags bedroom. There was no one the sweet innocent child could call a pal. Dovahkiin couldn't belive what he saw. ] KellyThe kid's eyes widened with pain as he dropped to the ground in a heap. Kyle Broflovski/Bebe Stevens. Douchebag and his family flees from mexico after what happened. El fic ya acabo? de cualquier modo, llevo siguiendo esto desde que empezó como un one-shot, y no he podido evitar emocionarme con cada publicación, con cada momento que nos ha llevado a esto. THE QUEST. POV First Person. Stream of Consciousness. "Douchebag. She's a small ginger girl, everyone doesn't like her, she's the outcast, everyone thinks that she's hiding. (¿Douchebag x Kenny?, puede que acabe bien o solo sea imaginacion de las asiaticas) (Dovahkiin Douchebag South Park) ¿sera yao o hetero? ¿como saberlo? ya que Horaculo /Douchebag/chico nuevo de esta dimencion tiene un "impedimento "para cumplir lo que las asitaicas quieren, o"sere" (sera) ¿le impedimente?(¿el impedimento?) ¿falta de entusiasmo o genero? Llegue a South Park porque mis padres me querían esconder del gobierno que me quería secuestrar por mi habilidad de hacer amigos en Facebook, a los 5 años tenía millones de amigos y por alguna razón a pesar de ser "inexpresive" (Inexpresivo)logro hacer amigos fácilmente. stan, southpark, stickoftruth. Lots of girls her age were sitting near desks, and the girl in the front happened to be the leader, Wendy. vote, tweek, clyde. Dear Diary, Thank fuck Friday's here! After school, me, Kyle, Kenny and Stan went to Token's party. Words: 1,758. Eric Cartman. malereader. Rated: Fiction K - English - Adventure/Humor - Words: 248 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Status: Complete - id: 10656401Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings. Other characters: Ellis. TigerVolcano5000 is a fanfiction author that has written 25. The two girls were laughing. DouchebagxJimmy. supervillan;. Doing homework. No me pertenece South Park Tampoco South Park: The Stick of Truth , South Park: The Fractured But Whole y South Park: Phone Destroyer . Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. . Beating. In Wendys bedroom Wendy says yes to douchebag and Wendy asks her to see if Anne would join them. Chapter 11: The Douchebag With A Plan. ‼️DISCLAIMER‼️ Everyone in this story is aged up!! This story can also be found on Quotev. Jigsaw1234 is a fanfiction author that has written 88 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, South Park, Hotel Transylvania, Simpsons, Ponyo/崖の上のポニョ, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, Powerpuff Girls, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, and Saw. Kenny. Craig". Eric Cartman has a surprising history with Heidi Turner that goes back quite a while. Posting this one first because it was just the first one of the Kenny oneshots I got ideas for. Your (H/L) (H/C) hair showed from the helmet on your head. Voice-ARRGH, lazy bastard! The door opens and the new girl from class is standing there with a bag of. All I wanted was to play with my friends and now I'm. " "A glass of Meedle wine please. Language: English. As they struggle to find their own place in. His arrogant, self-centered personality was the perfect foil to the show's usual characters, and fans couldn't get enough of him. Read Douchebag x Reader from the story Friendly Faces Everywhere -South Park x Reader- by Emily9145 (-SP Rehab-) with 7,111 reads. Stan would say he's a misunderstood sociopath with kleptomania. But in South Park, "normal" does not exist. Their shared objective: to thwart the Dark Army's advance and protect the 'Stick of Truth,' an artifact of untold power. Tweek Tweak is a fourth-grade student at South Park Elementary. Prepare to be captivated by a blend of Harry Potter's magic, the captivating world of the X-Men, and the irresistibly absurd humor of South Park. Beneath The Branches by. Some rumors speculates that the Sultan having an affair with one of his eunuchs. 11 Nov 2023 Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Underage Kenny McCormick/New Kid | Douchebag Kenny McCormick New Kid | Douchebag Canon. + -. "Marsh!" A black-haired teenager jumped and focused back in on. Their shared objective: to thwart the Dark Army's advance and protect the 'Stick of Truth,' an artifact of untold power. Chapter 1: A Plea for Help. As the New Kid, Sage Amsel just wants to leave his past behind and live life as a normal kid. Mainly Doucebag (OC) x Butters . When I moved to South Park I wasn't expecting weird shit. Mysterion establishing why he's the field leader of Freedom Pals. For South Park's sake, and for my balls' sake. The paramedics rush out and open the cargo doors, quickly take Cartman out and whisk him into Emergency while his mom remains seated anxiously. No OCs Requests: Open! #cartman #craig #damien #kenny #kyle #park #reader #south #stan #tweek. Yaoi. The court was in order, with King Douchebag, Eric Cartman, Prncess Kenny, Stan, Butters, soad some other kids who didn't have names. Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings. With the mysterious twin aunt Laylo posing as Laura Tucker, the team delves into a web of deception and danger. She briefly became part of the boys' group in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", but only because of her early. Only in South Park king_douchebag. It wasn't meant to be. I was 15. Monster Hunters [South Park AU] king_douchebag. On the topic of those games, the timeline of this fic takes place after the events of them both respectively. Douchebag, Annie, and Wendy nodded in agreement and followed the boy to the local pizza restaurant. " "Your chest is, at least," Red said with a smirk. Browse through and read new douchebag fanfiction stories and books(¿Douchebag x Kenny?, puede que acabe bien o solo sea imaginacion de las asiaticas) (Dovahkiin Douchebag South Park) ¿sera yao o hetero? ¿como saberlo? ya que Horaculo /Douchebag/chico nuevo de esta dimencion tiene un "impedimento "para cumplir lo que las asitaicas quieren, o"sere" (sera) ¿le impedimente?(¿el impedimento?) ¿falta de. Years later after the Mitch Connor incident, the New Kid moved away from South Park, and most of the gang have long forgotten what happened when they were in Fourth Grade. Adrien, he thought she loved him, until push came to shove and she abandoned him. After becoming friends and finally having a popular reputation, how will you bare with trying to find out Kyle's secret and keeping your. It was so totally sweet – Token's mega ultra rich so he has this big-ass house to put a hella lot of food in, and I'm not ashamed to say that I got very well acquainted with the buffet table. The. . Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - [Douchebag, Annie P. ---. . "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" is the fifteenth episode of Season Six, and the 94th overall episode of South Park. Este es mi primer fic de South Park, hace tiempo que no escribo algo, así que no espero mucho de mí, pero tuve esta idea en mañana y no podía dejarla pasar. When I met up with the guys at the bus stop this morning, I kissed Kyle hello, and Stan actually fucking gagged and had to turn away and cover his mouth, haha!Seriously, that hippie has the weakest stomach ever. I don't own south park. Cartoons South Park. Slow Burn. Some rumors speculates that the Sultan having an affair with one of his eunuchs. "Y/N!". After a young, female Dovahkiin has moved to South Park with almost all of her memories missing, she proceeds to play a game with the other neighborhood kids. You have been assigned to be tutored by Kyle, the class nerd who hardly speaks but when you hear his voice, you find something really familiar about its tone. Language: English Words: 31,429 Chapters:Douchebag x Reader. beat. ALI NOVAK (@FALLZSWIMMER) Ali Novak is a Wisconsin native and a graduate of the University of Wisconsin-Madison's creative writing program. 7 Works in Annie Nelson/New Kid | Douchebag. Dear Diary, I'm going crazy. Her red and orange hair, Butters noted, something that could be either out of fashion, or a failed attempt to get her parents attention, which didn't seem to work at all. 06 Apr 2023. Rated: Fiction M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Nelly, Butters S. When King Kyle Must once again go to war, against The Evil Wizard Eric Cartman witch side will win and witch will fall?" Rated M For Language Violence and Sex scene's. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative WorksThen, he lost all his friends. The Polycule is Craig x Tweek x Stan x Kenny x Kyle. And it sucked. Jake H Voronkov is a fanfiction author that has written 10 stories for Ben 10. Heidi Turner. You are being redirected. Capítulo 9. one (1) Anjanath was harmed in the making of this fic. In "Crack Baby Athletic Association", it is revealed that Clyde's mother is Dutch, and as such, he has at least some Dutch ancestry. Graphic Depictions Of Violence. In a class where there aren't too many expectations, students are about to get far more than they bargained for. Pip Damien and Bebe will show up later. 24 pages 6 months ago Frances . Cartman would say he's a backstabbing douchebag who hits him all the time. Pairings featured: Fem!Douchebag x Stan Marsh *main*, Wendy Testaburger x Stan Marsh (Stendy) , Wendy Testaburger x Token Black, Butters x Kenny (Bunny). He was most famous for being the South Park Elementary cafeteria chef and the boys' go-to guy for advice, which would often result into him breaking into songs about sex. Wendy is among those who are looking forward to it, but she ended up butting heads with a certain girl in a pink parka who happened to have been missing for 11 seasons- almost a year. Kybecca, Stendy and Douchebag x Annie Hope you enjoy please review. She loved a quiet life with her friends in a small town in England. Me and my mom, we were just gonna have a movie day, but then Kyle called me to say he'd told his parents about us last night and they weren't too happy about it and thought I was a bad influence and doubted he was thinking properly, blah blah blah. by blaszczu2500. They are not a featured character on South Park, and are only shown in the games. South Park and My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア crossover fanfiction archive with over 2 stories. South Park Relationship: Annie Knitts/New Kid | Douchebag Language: English Stats: Published: 2017-07-19 Words: 683 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 11 Hits: 693 Douchebag X. FanFiction | unleash. She’s had enough waiting and is ready to finally urge him to sleep with her. When King Kyle Must once again go to war, against The Evil Wizard Eric Cartman witch side will win and witch will fall?" Rated M For Language Violence and Sex scene's. Completed. Written by series co-creator Trey Parker, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 27, 2004, just before the 2004 presidential election. ¿echar una moneda para decidir falda o pantalón?, no sabía ¿cómo era el tema de la ropa para otras personas de "u otro género"', para "elle" la ropa solo era unos trozos de tela que evitaban que su preciado culo se enfriara…. "The three hundreth and eighty nineth meeting of the girls is herby called to order. The church ended up to be a get-rich. Grace Farrell/Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks. You're INSANE !" I grinned and I pulled out a dish rag. He approached the house and walked to the door, giving it three knocks. It was a warm night in the small town of south park. Star of David. That's right: I've finally decided to woo Kyle and get him to fall in love with me. We need to help her out with something very important. "Well, nice job new kid. Disclaimer: I do not own South Park For the love of Douchebag. Through fake battles in stupid attire she realizes maybe South Park has a little more to offer. Cartman's Sister (Unaired Pilot) Cartman's Unnamed Aunt. The lives of several South Park residents are forever changed when two lawmen are found dead on Eric Cartman's ranch. Cartoons: South Park fanfiction archive with over 19,484 stories. [Requests open] Chapter 1: Requests Chapter Text. A noble king, known only as the Grand Wizard. "Besides, I think having a little brother around would be fun. Dear Diary, I actually am genuinely sick now. Leopold "Butters" Stotch. After their parents' divorce in the summer following 3rd grade, it was decided that (y/n) (l/n) would be shipped off to the 'beautiful and sunny' South Park, Colorado, to live with their aunt Liane and cousin Eric-- New York is a bit too expensive for a single parent. Dovahkiin, known to his new friends in South Park as King Doucebag, was reflecting on the past few days. Kyle, the girls, and the rest of the guys believe Eric Cartman is behind all this due to his previous bigoted and sociopathic behavior. That extra time was enough to allow Douchebag to tackle and restrain Freeman then and there. When King Kyle Must once again go to war, against The Evil Wizard Eric Cartman witch side will win and witch will fall?" Rated M For Language Violence and Sex scene's. One sunny morning just settled over the small quaint mountain town of South Park, Colorado. Something that happened to me last night and probably tons of others in the town," Annie said, that making Wendy gawk. DISCONTINUED. Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Craig T. Probably some douchebag politician. TLDR: South Park alien Au with Wendy as a new captain of her own spaceship and commander of an inexperienced and unconventional fleet of outcasts. Years later after the Mitch Connor incident, the New Kid moved away from South Park, and most of the gang have long forgotten what happened when they were in Fourth Grade. Standing in front of her was the one who had brought her there against her will. , Stan M. In douchebags bedroom. The problem was, so did Stan. No Archive Warnings Apply. This is a multi Cartoon crossover all star fan fic staring 7 baddest Cartoon kids from six different cartoon shows like South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, Ed Edd n Eddy and The Boondocks. 'Given Butters a make over' Rated: (T-Fanfiction) (T- DeviantArt) MA- Wattpadd Pairings: DouchebagxOC / KennyxOC Intro: Douchebag (I'm naming him Katen for the story lol) is not the only new kid in South park, shortly after the battle and ending Princess Kenny, turning everyone back to normal and rebuilding south park another. It was released for the iOS and Android platforms on November 9, 2017. Caroline Manzo. Voice-Dad, get the door. "Douchebag, why'd you bring Wendy and Bebe?" Kenny asked. . With the appearance of a new kid in the city, Kenny starts to unravel at the seams as he tries to protect everyone he cares about. Annie Park is a fanfiction author that has written 29 stories for Ninja Turtles,. , Dougie - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2022 - Status: Complete - id: 14064382Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: May 3 - Complete. She receives her first speaking role in the Season Three episode, "Tweek vs. Live a young sultan. Aged-Up Character (s) Rather unfortunately, Craig is in charge of house-sitting tonight while his housemate goes on another Grindr date. Douchebag and his family flees from mexico after what happened. This is where you can request one shot ideas from me. However, the. The only noteworthy thing is that at lunch, Kyle sat by me. The young heroine had her back up against a drainpipe which her wrists were bound together behind. Will they find out the Villain's identity or will they be too late? I do not own anything except my character that I created and this story that I am making up. Monster Hunters [South Park AU] king_douchebag. Tweek Tweak feels restless and starts spending time with a girl named Wendy, causing strain in his relationship with long-term boyfriend Craig Tucker. They seek the human's most treasured relic- the Stick of Truth. Su padre como siempre estaba ocupado leyendo el periódico, deseando que su retoño le diga…. The South Park fanfiction sphere is like many other fandoms: Filled mostly with creepy stories of gay underaged boys screwing and being melodramatic. 43. Clyde Donovan runs out of class in a hurry, praying he doesn’t piss himself, and during his horrid struggle to fix his belt, he hears faint sobbing in one of the bathroom stalls. Stan would say he's a misunderstood sociopath with kleptomania. The Grand Wizard Cartman and his faithful Paladin Butters watched from Kupa Keep as the new kids moved into the red house two doors down. Heidi is a member of both the Pleases and Sparkles Club, Cows Cheerleaders team, and the Cows' Girls Volleyball, along with many of her friends such as Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens, Red, Annie Knitts, and Nichole Daniels. Por el saludo de su padre, se notaba que aún no sabía del Kenbag" por Kenny x Douchebag o "Newny" por Kenny x new kid…. Language: English Words: 2,045 Chapters: 2/2 Kudos: 20Douchebag wasn't supposed to be cute and innocent looking to him - he was only supposed to be Douchebag, a dumb and childish nine-year-old boy just like him. My First South Park Fic. Rise of the Dragonborn By: TheDarkAngel'sShadow. Kyle Broflovski. Please send me requests it will make me very happy :D I will write about everything (except non-con/underage) If you want a different pronoun in your imagine please let me know!Michael (South Park: Raisins) Pete Thelman (South Park: Raisins) Henrietta Biggle; Firkle Smith; Leopold "Butters" Stotch; Original Character(s) Aged-Up Character(s) Fake Episode; Gender Disguise; Summary. None of them were wrong. Dear Diary, The Kyle Defence Squad is working a charm. Read 5 from the story Douchebag X Reader by Luvzful with 969 reads. 3 HOURS LATER. Y/n is the new girl. "Douche and Turd" is the eighth episode of the eighth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 119th episode overall. It all started with a ceremony. Douchebag decided to stay inside and play on his laptop all day. This is DoucheBag My DoucheBag OC. Henrietta Biggle is a 4th grader who first appears in the Season Seven episode, "Raisins". From outside, I heard the lock kclac open, but the door stayed closed. "Ooh, new kid again!" Annie said. Kenny McCormick has been cursed with immortality his whole life, but through his alter ego, Mysterion, he has finally found a way to put it to good use. Risa Schön, scarred by a traumatic incident at South Park Elementary, has inadvertently secluded herself from the outside world. ". Douchebag and his family flees from mexico after what happened. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. A boy who had just moved to town about 5 days ago was getting ready for school. Well, it wasn't all bad. I mumble into his spiky blonde hair, avoiding his horns. Somewhere in Central South Park 3:15 PM. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. Hours passed of fruitless searching for someone to talk to when he finally came by a discarded newspaper in an alley. A normal girl in a not-so-normal town. The raven haired boy felt his heart flutter at the loving words coming from his ex-girlfriend. New Kids POV. cartman destorys a city by becoming a giant. Celine Dion. ("Ready. Jigsaw1234 is a fanfiction author that has written 88 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, South Park, Hotel Transylvania, Simpsons, Ponyo/崖の上のポニョ, Rugrats/All Grown Up!,. When Douchebag came to, he was laying before an old lady. Adventure Romance Tweek Tweak X Reader Butter Stotch Wendy Testabuger Dovahkiin Huges. Stan sighed and Douchebag lighted a cigarrete (bad habit he caught from the goths) as they leaned on a wall "Time to use Plan C" Stan said. 50). Their kid, however, was not like her parents. Read on as she (reluctantly) saves South Park with a surprising amount of snark and farts. A noble king, known only as the Grand Wizard. He closes his eyes and rings the doorbell. The lands of Zaron and Larnion are at war over an ancient relic. She smiled shyly as her eyes met his, both of them slowing down to a stop in the sidewalk when they neared each other. South Park | OC Reader Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Kenny McCormick Wendy Testaburger. algo, aunque sea una grosería en vez de un breve movimiento de cabeza por respuesta mientras tomaba su lugar. Angela, the new kid, is roped into a play-pretend game of super hero’s in her new town. Cartman is standing in front of a small blue house. After 2 years past, a new kid has now made resident in south park, gaining respect from his classmates, but he has a secret that he wants to forget about. The Angel of Night (South Park x B. ] Clyde D. There's a new girl in South Park. A/N: I wanted to try something a little different for this story. Su padre como siempre estaba ocupado leyendo el periódico, deseando que su retoño le diga…. 627 26 6 (AU/Continuation of Fractured but Whole) Years later after the Mitch Connor incident, the New Kid moved away from South Park, and most of the gang. The newcomer was sat at the head of a table with his cake in front of him. "I can't die. South Park: The Stick of Truth By: Author of the Insane. Dean expected Sam to find a way to cope after he was dragged to Hell. Broflovski Residence- Bebe was doing housework, but it was difficult to move due to her bump. Mainly Doucebag (OC) x Butters . Works; Bookmarks; Filters; RSS Feed; Listing Works. When Annie Knitts was on her way to her boyfriend King douchebag's House to pay him a surprise visit, Once she arrived she. Yaoi. Yandere South Park | Kenny McCormick Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Leopold "Butters" Stotch. . . "Jesus, these last few days have really been crazy. F/M. Charlotte. For South Park's sake, and for my balls' sake. Douchebag smiled back. This fanfic is similar to the show Bad Girls Club. Once upon a time, in plains of Andalusia. Nothing really happened. Paring (Douchebag x Henrietta) Very Slight Spoilers for From Dusk Till Casa Bonita DLC. Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: Oct 9, 2019 - Published: Apr 19, 2019 - Douchebag, 1-A Students. Kudos: Hey everybody, I'm here with another update here. cartman locks kenny inside a fucking box to shut him up. Captain Marvel. Author's Notes: Haha, I couldn't not add this chapter when it was suggested to me by SouthParkFan99 - it is far too funny to exclude! These dorks are all such dicks, I swear, I love these losers. A chuckle escaped Blake at the same time Chaos let out an evil laugh. South Park, South Park: The Stick of Truth, and South Park: The Fractured But Whole all belong to Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and South Park Studios. Character building. " Dovahkiin looked at Kenny, and smiled before reaching his hand over and squeezing it. Clyde asked in annoyance. Butter would. The ”Thicc” craze had started sweeping South Park High. Ron, Lila thinks she's get him in the palm of her hand when in reality, it's the other way around. 1K 116 10. In the coon lair. He have some weird shit happen in the palace. Butters, her husband, came through the front door. ); Elementary School Musical (s12e13, Helping Stan trying to sing with the. (¿Douchebag x Kenny?, puede que acabe bien o solo sea imaginacion de las asiaticas) (Dovahkiin Douchebag South Park) ¿sera yao o hetero? ¿como saberlo? ya que Horaculo /Douchebag/chico nuevo de esta dimencion tiene un "impedimento "para cumplir lo que las asitaicas quieren, o"sere" (sera) ¿le impedimente?(¿el impedimento?) ¿falta de. The parents were boring, both in ordinary clothes with boring hairstyles and even more boring faces. Douchebag attempts to make peace with his past and move on with his new life in South Park. Their past is a mystery, and their parents keep secrets from them. Unfortunately for them, it's far from easy to get what they want, especially with a new threat infringing on their quiet mountain town. When Y/N L/N, a teenage boy that was blinded in an accident over a year ago moves back to South Park with his family, a new vigilante appears on the streets of South Par. They got all of the crime families to come to the town and increase crime, especially pushing drugs to more and more people, decreasing the quality of living in the town. South Park: The Fractured But Whole by TheBilliantOne Fandoms: South Park , My Little Pony Generation 4: Equestria Girls (Cartoon 2013) Teen And Up Audiences Captain Marvel. His stupid parents got arrested, and he got sent to rehab. Skankhunt42 is an internet troll and cyberbully, who serves as the main antagonist of the first half of Season Twenty. 1K stories Other Rankings # 192 stick out of 1K stories # 78 dovahkiin out of 356 stories # 236 bebe out of 650 stories # 288 audition out of 697 stories # 97 stevens out of 219 stories # 535 clyde out of 906 stories # 218 donovan out of 353 stories Chapter 1. Douchebag X Reader Fanfiction. by blaszczu2500 7. Summary: "I fu-fucking told you this would happen asshole!" Tweek exclaimed angrily, pointing a figure at Craig. The lands of Zaron and Larnion are at war over an ancient relic. Author's Notes: Okay, so I have a big headcanon that Kyle can't stand gore and stuff like that. . He had recently started a teaching position at the elementary school. Chapter 4: The Return of Douchebag. Snapshots 4. After a young, female Dovahkiin has moved to South Park with almost all of her memories missing, she proceeds to play a game with the other neighborhood kids. That the vicious looking vampires had manages to breaks into the community center gym but they looks very annoyed that their still living food is missing from sight right now. The two girls were laughing. You are in south park as the news of a new kid spreads. , Annie P. Dear Diary, Ugh. Kybecca, Stendy and Douchebag x Annie Hope you enjoy please review. Horaculo/Dovahkiin/ Douchebag espero en vano, al abrir sus parpados de su inexpresivo rostro, se encontraba en la misma habitación de siempre…. 0. You might just make it in," Freeman said with a smile. Time for her entrance…. A small pug ran up to him, leaping into his open arms. mountainous town called: south park, colorado. Navigation and Actions. Behind him stood his. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. 1K stories Other Rankings # 192 stick out of 1K stories # 78 dovahkiin out of 356 stories # 236 bebe out of. Whether it was going on a wild goose chase to break a kid out of detention to entering some handicapped kid's house to kick the shit out of said handicapped kid, Douchebag knew that he was always Cartman's go-to guy. South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published:. South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Favs: 1 - Published: Apr 22, 2021 - Kenny M. Dad, We're Gay! Summary: Stan and Kyle need money. Forrest who were chaotic and funny and we're pretty much another version of y/n. What will happened if douchebag tells you the truth or will your brother kyle tell you. " Said Dovahkiin, "I get into a LARP game, I sneak into a top secret government base disguised as a Taco Bell, I perform an abortion on a man, kill Nazi Zombies, go up a gay man's ass, and. . kyle, stan, stickoftruth. "Ouch, ouch, ouch," the kid muttered.